From 0e5c5eb9dc77cbb62d76af4bce904bcdac94b5bf Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: agnes <alienhospitals@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 2026 10:17:58 +0000
Subject: [PATCH] Add bearblog/home.md

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+<center>
+<img src="https://file.garden/Zw17vw8ctXTQw7PV/mewelcome.png" alt="[A pixel drawing of me, a white feminine individual with half pink, half green pigtails and glasses. I am saying WELCOME" width="300px">
+</center>
+
+I'm [Agnes the Alien](https://agnes.love/) (it/its), a 25 year old writer, artist, and hobbyist developer. This is my personal blog where I mainly write about mental health, trauma, PTSD, fandom, becoming a convert to Quakerism, fictosexuality, alterhumanity, and pretty much anything on my mind. I'm trying to develop a consistent blogging habit...
+
+Subscribe to my blog via [email](/subscribe/) or [RSS feed](/feed/).
+
+**Last 3 posts**
+{{ posts|limit:3 }}
+
+**Tag Cloud**
+{{ tags }}
+
+**Blog Stats**
+<div class="ws-widget">
+  <div class="ws-grid" id="ws-grid">
+    <p class="ws-loading">Fetching stats…</p>
+  </div>
+</div>
+
+
+
+<script>
+document.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded', function () {
+  const grid = document.getElementById('ws-grid')
+  if (!grid) return
+
+  function countWords(html) {
+    const stripped = html
+      .replace(/<pre[\s\S]*?<\/pre>/gi, ' ')
+      .replace(/<code[\s\S]*?<\/code>/gi, ' ')
+    const text = stripped.replace(/<[^>]*>/g, ' ').replace(/\s+/g, ' ').trim()
+    return text ? text.split(' ').length : 0
+  }
+
+  function fmt(n) {
+    return n.toLocaleString()
+  }
+
+  function createRow(label, value) {
+    const row = document.createElement('div')
+    row.className = 'ws-row'
+
+    const labelEl = document.createElement('span')
+    labelEl.className = 'ws-label'
+    labelEl.textContent = label
+
+    const valueEl = document.createElement('span')
+    valueEl.className = 'ws-value'
+    valueEl.textContent = value
+
+    row.append(labelEl, valueEl)
+    return row
+  }
+
+  function createLinkedRow(label, post) {
+    const row = document.createElement('div')
+    row.className = 'ws-row'
+
+    const link = document.createElement('a')
+    link.className = 'ws-label ws-link'
+    link.textContent = `${label} →`
+    link.title = post.title
+    link.rel = 'noopener noreferrer'
+
+    try {
+      const url = new URL(post.url)
+      link.href = (url.protocol === 'https:' || url.protocol === 'http:') ? url.href : '#'
+    } catch {
+      link.href = '#'
+    }
+
+    const valueEl = document.createElement('span')
+    valueEl.className = 'ws-value'
+    valueEl.textContent = `${fmt(post.words)} words`
+
+    row.append(link, valueEl)
+    return row
+  }
+
+  fetch('/feed/', { cache: 'no-store' })
+    .then(function (res) { return res.text() })
+    .then(function (text) {
+      const xml = new DOMParser().parseFromString(text, 'application/xml')
+      if (xml.querySelector('parsererror')) throw new Error('Invalid XML')
+
+      const isAtom = xml.querySelector('entry') !== null
+      const entries = Array.from(xml.querySelectorAll(isAtom ? 'entry' : 'item'))
+
+      const posts = entries.map(function (el) {
+        const content = isAtom
+          ? (el.querySelector('content')?.textContent || '')
+          : (el.getElementsByTagNameNS('http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/', 'encoded')[0]?.textContent
+             || el.querySelector('description')?.textContent || '')
+        const dateStr = isAtom
+          ? el.querySelector('published')?.textContent
+          : el.querySelector('pubDate')?.textContent
+        const ts = dateStr ? new Date(dateStr).getTime() : NaN
+
+        return {
+          title: el.querySelector('title')?.textContent || 'Untitled',
+          url: isAtom
+            ? (el.querySelector("link[rel='alternate']")?.getAttribute('href')
+               || el.querySelector('link')?.getAttribute('href') || '')
+            : (el.querySelector('link')?.textContent || ''),
+          words: countWords(content),
+          ts,
+        }
+      }).filter(function (p) { return !isNaN(p.ts) })
+
+      if (!posts.length) {
+        grid.replaceChildren()
+        const empty = document.createElement('p')
+        empty.className = 'ws-empty'
+        empty.textContent = 'No posts found.'
+        grid.appendChild(empty)
+        return
+      }
+
+      let totalWords = 0
+      let shortest = null
+      let longest = null
+
+      for (const p of posts) {
+        totalWords += p.words
+        if (!shortest || p.words < shortest.words) shortest = p
+        if (!longest || p.words > longest.words) longest = p
+      }
+
+      const avgWords = Math.round(totalWords / posts.length)
+
+      grid.replaceChildren(
+        createRow(' Total words', fmt(totalWords)),
+        createRow(' Avg per post', fmt(avgWords)),
+        createLinkedRow(' Longest', longest),
+        createLinkedRow(' Shortest', shortest)
+      )
+    })
+    .catch(function () {
+      grid.replaceChildren()
+      const error = document.createElement('p')
+      error.className = 'ws-error'
+      error.textContent = "Couldn't load feed."
+      grid.appendChild(error)
+    })
+})
+</script>
+<aside class="tiny-notes">
+recently played...
+
+<br>
+<iframe src="https://petracoding.github.io/neocities/widgets/lastfm?center=0&marquee=0&font-family=Times New Roman&font-size=14px&color=#9e5461&username=keegbovo&swapPositions=0&delimiter=by&underline=0" frameborder="0" title="Last.Fm Status" width="80px" height="40px"></iframe>
+</aside>