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The daughter of the first Merp fleet admiral in Starfleet, and a lover of animals. Extremely clumsy and awkward, Abstract Merp got her name because she only talks in abstract/poetic/nonsensical sentences, which T'Via translates into "normal" speech for as her best friend and first officer. Has a pet tortoise that lives on the bridge. She was a popular poet on her planet in her youth.
Clover is her lover, though their relationship is secret, and her tortoise is named Velvet.

## History

Abstract became the Captain of the U.S.S. Tree Sparrow after a history of accidents, messups and misunderstandings all across her service. Considered an embarassment by Starfleet Command, but too connected to the admiralty to discharge or stick at a desk or low-level job, Abstract is given command of a scrapped starship model, given scrapped uniform designs and a crew full of fellow troublemakers and misfits in a gigantic effort to "clean things up" in the Starfleet world. However, Abstract takes a very long time to realize that she is unwanted due to her naivety.

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